Captain's Log, Stardate 49345.2... We have encountered an occupied planet with which the Alliance of Stars has yet to interact. There appears to be sapient life on the surface and they have created a space station. We plan to contact them tomorrow.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 49345.4… Contact with Niffy leadership has been established and much has been learned about our hosts. Their society is organized in loose city-states which are united as a republic and they have traveled to the moon of their next closest planet. I submit that they are likely at stage one as far as considering their membership.
One thing to note... from what I have seen, every member of their species is both sexes and--by our standards--hyper endowed in both cases. Well, at least their trio of envoys to the Alliance are gigantic. As the forward assembly room is the only space on the ship being enough to meet with them, their movement to and from the transporter room is a logistical nightmare since they take up an entire hallway while crawling.
I know what you're going to say, Geoff, but blast it off-world. I became the captain of a science vessel so that I could continue my doctorate on inter-species relations. This situation is a generational opportunity--and I don't want to miss out.
Captain's Log, Stardate 49345.6... As directed, the bridge crew and I dined with the Niffy's equivalent of a Prime Minister and their cabinet planetside. It was an eye-opening experience, let me tell ya. Fifty percent of their world is a climate akin to the Mediterranean zone of Terra with colder zones towards either pole. Also, like Terra, most of the world's surface is covered in water.
As for the Niffy people, well, the trio who had visited The Brinstar are actually among the smallest of the Minister's undersecretaries. Most of their staff stands well over seven feet tall and are generally in the four-hundred pounds range. The Minister themselves stands eight feet tall and the rest of her measurements are just as outlandish. The crew recorded some footage of Niffy society and had a couple interviews with members of the Minister's staff. Those are attached.
One more thing. While at dinner, the Minister told me they are working on a way to shrink one of their undersecretaries so that they may return with us to submit their formal request to join. I will alert you with the details when I can, but I feel like you know how excited I am at the prospect of having a representative of a new alien race aboard the ship for several months.
Captain's Log, Stardate 49345.9... The experiment has been successful and Shioban, the Minister's volunteer, now stands five feet, nine inches tall. Even with their stature reduced, their figure is just as exaggerated as ever. Shioban just barely fits into the largest of uniforms, but the fabric might as well be painted on for all the modesty it provides them. Although they do seem unperturbed by this. From what I saw, Niffy culture precludes a sense of embarrassment. When it comes to attire, they have a laissez-faire attitude in the extreme.
Captain's Log, Stardate 49346.0... Shioban, or Shio as they would have me call them, seems to have imprinted on me or something after being transferred to my command. They have sat in my ready room since we left orbit, asking me questions about, well, everything really. I somewhat expected this. In my time planetside, I got the distinct impression that the Niffy, as a people, have an intense sense of wonder about everything beyond their skies.
I know what you're going to tell me, Geoff, but I am doing my best to remain objective in this exchange. They are a stranger in a strange world, and their fate is in my hands. There is no way a relationship between us could be consensual and I cannot ethically act otherwise.
Captain's Log, Stardate 49346.3... I had an off-duty day yesterday, so I took Shio around the rest of the non-restricted areas of the ship since they could not see them before. Beyond that, I have been teaching Shio about Terran culture and they have taken to literature most emphatically. It has been a real treat to talk about the classics with someone for whom they are new.
I will admit that their continued interest in getting to know me personally has made it difficult to remain professional these past few days. At wit's end, I contacted the Niffy Prime Minister on the matter and their response was, put simply, glowing enthusiasm about myself and Shio forming a union--not that I am surprised considering, well, you've seen the video... At any rate, they discussed the position this affection has put me in, going so far as to bring in several justices to parse out the ethics.
Long story short, I have been offered Shio's hand by their parents. They view their union with me as a great honor as the first of its kind. So, with command's permission, I wish to engage with my apparent fiancee on this anthropological matter.
Captain's Log, Stardate 49346.5... We have arrived in New Glouster. I am taking Shio to dinner tonight after I am relieved. Partially as a date, partially to prep for tomorrow when she submits her people's intent to join the alliance. I hope my apartment is not in shambles...
Captain's Log, Stardate 49346.6... Docked at New Glouster. Shio's appointment with the lower chambers went well. I could tell her obscene-by-our-standards appearance was offputting to some, however, everyone remained professional and agreed to hear her in a joint session. This will be the first time a planet has joined the Alliance in nearly ten years.
As for us personally, let's just say I am very sore after having sex for several hours. Something about Shio's physiology seemed to cut down my refractory period and that ensured a few more rounds than I expected. Granted, it took a little while to figure everything out, but, yeah... my supposed fiancee is one helluva lover.
Captain's Log, Stardate 49346.7... Still docked at New Glouster. Went with Shio to the museum district and they had the time of their lives taking in both art and science from around the Alliance. We also went to a performance of some Xiren play--there was a lot of singing.
Something of note... I noticed that my penis was somewhat larger this morning than it was yesterday. It feels like every time I get an erection--which can be frequently around Shio--I get a little bigger. However, there is only one way to know for sure...
Captain's Log, Stardate 49346.7 - Addendum... Explaining my observations to Shio resulted in the most intense session of sexual play in my life. They expertly teased me to the edge over and over--and each time, I grew bigger. They seemed intrigued that such a thing would happen and continued to experiment. My penis felt like a baseball bat by the time they finally let me find release inside of them. Even now, while I can tell my penis is diminishing in length and girth, I am still far more well-endowed than average. I get the feeling my next few days are going to be filled with flirting designed to make me grow into a match for her.
Ah, well, I guess I do need to take a vacation...